HOLY HUMOR

We knew Reverend Smith was irritated by interruptions when he said, “In I Corinthians 7:20 we read: ‘Let every man abide in the same calling wherein he was called’ ….. except on his cell phone in church!”

A Sunday school teacher asked why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.  One confident child said, “They couldn’t get a babysitter.”

Church notes: We need volunteers for summer camp.   There will be sinning and dancing.

Reverend Nichols must have known what effect his long sermons were having on the congregation when he accidently referred to them as “bored-again Christians.”

 
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This Week's Events
JUL

05

SUN
Sanctuary Choir rehearsal
8:15 AM to 9:30 AM
Morning Worship
10:00 AM to 11:00 AM
JUL

06

MON
Narcotics Anonymous
7:00 PM to 9:00 PM
JUL

07

TUE
Paper Pantry
11:00 AM to 1:00 PM
JUL

08

WED
Lenten Study and Supper
5:00 PM to 6:30 PM
Narcotics Anonymous
7:00 PM to 9:00 PM
Bible Search